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'Hello shit machine' greeting card

'Hello shit machine' greeting card

Regular price £3.95 £2.00 Sale

Keep it real with the new parents...

You may as well warn the new parents now that it may be a 'little one' but the baby will also produce a lot of shit! A fun and quirky card to say congratulations on the new baby.


  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Kraft envelope included
  • Posted first class in the UK
  • Dimensions: 150mm x 150mm
  • Printed on 300gsm FSC accredited card