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'Hello shit machine' greeting card

'Hello shit machine' greeting card

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Keep it real with the new parents...

You may as well warn the new parents now that it may be a 'little one' but the baby will also produce a lot of shit! A fun and quirky card to say congratulations on the new baby.

If you would like the card to be sent directly to the recipient please select this option above and fill in the message that will be handwritten inside. Please ensure the delivery address is the recipients!


  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Kraft envelope included
  • Dimensions: 150mm x 150mm
  • Printed on 300gsm FSC accredited card